I was really proud of how well I was getting around Los Angeles.  I began to develop a reputation as the go-to gal for directions anywhere.  You know, the person they pass the cell phone to when someone is lost.  

I am back in Stockton, my home town.  I spent eighteen years of my life cutting class here, staying out past curfew here, generally being a wild and crazy kid running the streets here.  So why is it that whenever I step foot outside of the house I  can't find my way to the local Podesto's?  


SP said...

What's a Podesto's?

sasstastic said...

Podesto's is a local frou-frou grocery, kind of the Bristol Farms of Stockton. Podesto was also Stockton's mayor at one point in time.