From normal....
To evil! And pissed about something. I think Lydia's irritated with the devil. Which is me.
From commonly...
To kingly! I have painted bling!
From same ol' Rubios salsa cup....
To potted Christmas tree!
From humbug...
To Santa-stic!
If the princesses ever had to unite to fight off an ultimate evil, I'd hope the final battle would look something like this.
This was inspired by the midget stenographer on the Chapelle Show.
Enlightenment can be found here. Yes, here, right below the right nipple.
I am unto a god.
I am unto a quirky symbol of the australian outback.
I am unto Gollum's Worst Nightmare.